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please love me
Jun. 22nd, 2005 10:09 amPlease love me, I will do anything for your love (except things I don't like doing).
Jun. 22nd, 2005
продолжение исповеди извращенца
Jun. 22nd, 2005 10:43 amА еще я (регулярно) смотрю порнуху. Больше всего нравится секс в миссионерской позе. Когда он так быстро-быстро шпарит, раз-раз-раз, а она кричит, заливается, мол, что это со мной делается, люди добрые, помогите. Думаю, начать ходить на курсы китайского и/или японского, ихнии женщины кричат особенно пронзительно, вот хочу понять, о чем кричат. А вообще в порнографии мне больше всего нравится ее бесплатность. Если я плачу за порнуху, значит мне сразу себя жаль становится. А если бесплатно, то это уже типа как спорт.
нашел себя
Jun. 22nd, 2005 12:38 pmИскал, искал себя и вот только что наткнулся на гаденького бляденка в memories ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
verone . Идентификация около 83%, я - гаденький бляденок. Начинаю проявлять эмоции. Но сдержанно, без наколок на члене и попыток спустить себя в унитаз.
verone . Идентификация около 83%, я - гаденький бляденок. Начинаю проявлять эмоции. Но сдержанно, без наколок на члене и попыток спустить себя в унитаз.LJ is not a bad thing, it's a good thing
Jun. 22nd, 2005 10:25 pmI have been updating this journal for a month and a half now. I have never done anything like this before (although tried few times). Here is the major conclusion: I SHOULD GO OUT MORE:)
Seriously, as I am desperately single and depressed (hopefully not for long), assumption is that two things would keep me going and going and going: LJ and a cat. Someone (or something and that's LJ) should know that I have a problem with my mother or that I like watching asian missionary position porn, and that's my LJ's primary mission. The bearer of this knowledge should not necessarily be a live creature (just a live journal:)). The second participant is a cat (a female preferably) that supposed to jump in my lap and I stroke her and all that bullshit about blood pressure and stress that never happens because I fundamentally do not like cats.
So, LJ is good. I tried it and will probably keep doing it.
Cats are bad. No cats in my house even if their pee goes up in price at London Stock (Commodity?) Exchange.
Oh, and the most important of all: there are tons of honest writing that people do in their journals. I cannot buy it anywhere. And it's free!
Seriously, as I am desperately single and depressed (hopefully not for long), assumption is that two things would keep me going and going and going: LJ and a cat. Someone (or something and that's LJ) should know that I have a problem with my mother or that I like watching asian missionary position porn, and that's my LJ's primary mission. The bearer of this knowledge should not necessarily be a live creature (just a live journal:)). The second participant is a cat (a female preferably) that supposed to jump in my lap and I stroke her and all that bullshit about blood pressure and stress that never happens because I fundamentally do not like cats.
So, LJ is good. I tried it and will probably keep doing it.
Cats are bad. No cats in my house even if their pee goes up in price at London Stock (Commodity?) Exchange.
Oh, and the most important of all: there are tons of honest writing that people do in their journals. I cannot buy it anywhere. And it's free!